Sunday morning Russ told Jacob to get some clean underwear on. Russ turned around to get some church clothes. When he turned back, Jacob had some clean underwear on, but where was the dirty underwear? When Russ asked, Jacob looked at him like he was speaking a foreign language. I stepped in and asked. Jacob said, "I put it on the floor and it walked away." (While using his fingers showing a walking motion.) Now, I'm baffled too. We looked -- not on the floor, not in the drawer, or on the bed, or down the lanudry chute. I told Russ we couldn't worry about it right then because we didn't have time to continue looking.
Later, much later, like a couple hours after church, Russ asked Jacob if he needed help. It seems he was having some trouble pulling up his pants after he used the toilet. Well, guess what they found? You guessed it -- the lost pair of underwear.
What a character!